not quite minimalistic enough  

Quite polite.

“West Midlands Trains informed RAIB on 23 April 2018 that London Midland had, in addition to the above actions arising from the urgent safety advice, taken the following actions in response to the recommendation:

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Enhanced the degree to which they consider their passengers stupid and borderline suicidal, that is.

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/safety-digest-072018-bushey/passenger-trapped-in-train-doors-and-dragged-at-bushey-station-26-march-2018

Written on August 29, 2018